Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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