remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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