Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm bleeding and have questions
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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