just tell him i said nine months
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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