best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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