Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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