doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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