And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
