she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Are my feet made of real feet?
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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