I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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