found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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