The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she pinky promised me she was 18
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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