Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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