If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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