We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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