The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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