Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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