They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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