We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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