Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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