In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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