you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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