Can Purell be used as lube?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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