Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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