I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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