The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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