yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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