Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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