This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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