The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
