i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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