Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
we should paint friendship bongs
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