I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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