i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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