ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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