we're blogging at a bar
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Sext me about skeletons
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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