I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I have fence marks all over my body
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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