My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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