After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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