i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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