The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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