after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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