I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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