i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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