Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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