these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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