she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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