It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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