office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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