did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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