she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Damn victory sex feels great
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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