people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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