Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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